My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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