Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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