It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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