I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize