Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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