i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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