My brain says no but my pants say off.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She bit a glass in half.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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