Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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