Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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