Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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