there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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