i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You are a genius and a whore.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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