He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I have post one night stand depression
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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