Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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