dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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