how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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