I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
seriously i just wanna be friends
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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