Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize