Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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