Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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