what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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