I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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