He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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