We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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