I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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