Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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