i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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