your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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