bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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