Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
sex in a hospital.. check
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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