hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Even my vagina gasped.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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