She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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