Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
