i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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