she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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