They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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