I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
