We won't sleep together?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
