I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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