What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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