1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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