Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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