Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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