so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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