We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
organizing the empties. That sober.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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