woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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