college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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