The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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