You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
this hospital has no fireball
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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