Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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