how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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