honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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