That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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