i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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