we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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