: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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